Pearls of Wisdom

• Never let someone take a picture of you that wouldn't want your Grandmother to see.
• Always use a coaster.
• Making commercials louder does not make me want to buy your product.
• It's better to have company on a Friday night.
  
• Wear a belt or don't complain when people stare at the asscrack you show them.
• Making eye contact is powerful. Use it wisely.
• Reading is fundamental.